Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Ensalada suroeste picante (spicy southwest salad)


Ah, salad. Few foods in the American diet share its level of ubiquity. One could even argue that it’s experiencing a sudden upsurge, considering the exponential growth of dedicated salad joints like Chopt, Mixt, Sweetgreen and whatever other obnoxiously named cafés I’m omitting.

Though it’s an easy way to introduce a hefty serving of veggies into one’s diet, eating what can sometimes taste like a bowl of grass for lunch every day gets pretty old.

salsa + ranch = <3
Enter homemade dressing. Using whatever ingredients are at one’s disposal to create new salad sauces helps dispel the monotony surrounding a daily dish of greens. In this particular salad, spicy salsa contrasts, and also carries farther the calorie count, of cool, creamy ranch, while hot peppers and onions offset crisp chilled lettuce and other veggies.

Other good ingredients to keep on-hand for homemade dressings are mustard (Dijon, regular, horseradish, whatever), honey, vinegar, lemons, limes, oranges, avocados, scallions, chiles, cilantro, basil, garlic, ketchup (haaaahahaha), Worcestershire, soy sauce, ginger…all it takes is a little imagination and a lot of quality olive oil.

Ensalada suroeste picante (spicy southwest salad)

onions and peppers (sautéed in olive oil, garlic and splashes of Worcestershire and tabasco)
black bean burger, cooked and diced
lettuce
carrots
red cabbage
pepper jack cheese
avocado
banana peppers
diced cherry tomatoes
salsa mixed with ranch dressing

Monday, September 24, 2012

vegetarian chili mac


There exist in this world three core belief systems with which every Texan must make peace at some point in his or her life. The first is God. The second is guns.

The third is chili.

Chili is the official state dish of Texas. According to Wikipedia (the modern be-all end-all of American history – Encyclopædia Britannica, your number's up), chili arrived with frontier settlers and spread throughout the southwestern United States as a result of San Antonio’s tourism industry.

proceed with caution

But, at the risk of eternally losing my Texas card, the following recipe violates state chili standards in three critical ways:

1) Its usage of beans. An old and quite common state saying goes something like “If you know beans about chili, you know chili ain’t got no beans.” But I can’t forgo them in my recipe. Absent beans, chili lacks the heartiness that so characterizes the dish.

2) Its substitution of veggie crumbles for ground beef. This will be considered sacrilege by many, and I hereby accept the subsequent Facebook defriendings that surely will ensue. But after it’s stewed for hours upon hours, I’m confident that this could survive a taste test among even the most insistent of carnivores.

3) Its mixing of macaroni. Texans serve chili with lots of crackers, lots of cheese and lots, lots, lots of hot sauce; pasta is rarely, if ever, included.

Perhaps from this recipe I’ve learned one thing – just like this chili, my particular brand of Texan may be composed of atypical traits. But sometimes a different batch of ingredients can still create something just as good as the real thing.

vegetarian chili

black beans
canned diced tomatoes with chipotle (if you can’t find these then just add a can of chipotles in adobo)
Shiner Bock
onion
bell pepper
garlic
worcestershire
chili powder
cumin
paprika
oregano
tabasco (or chalula, whatever)
sriracha
crushed red pepper
salt & pepper
1 box whole-wheat elbow noodle (rotini would be good too)

 Slow-cook all ingredients except pasta on high for three to four hours. Cook pasta, toss with chili, top with cheddar cheese and serve with cold beer.

Monday, September 10, 2012

salted-caramel apple pie


Pertinent factoid: I do not bake.

Usually, if I bake something for you, I am either a) trying to poison you or b) apologizing for something I have done wrong.

Many wise women have said that the key to baking is precision. This requires an exceptional amount of patience, a trait of which I have decidedly little. I believe that in the kitchen one should be wild, experimental, instinctive, creative, not measuring and sifting and pinching and dashing.

That being said – I’m all about trying new things. So when a girlfriend of mine described preparing a peanut butter pie for her beloved, and his subsequent goddess-like worship of her, I figured there just might be something to getting all old-school domestic and making a pie.

Since neither B nor I are big peanut butter people (haha, picturing people made out of peanut butter, the funnies) I went with apple instead, with a drizzle of homemade salted caramel for good measure. And since B and I are both big bourbon fans, I went with a big hearty splash of Jack Daniels in the filling. Aaaand maybe a wee bit in my coffee, too…

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salted-caramel apple pie

1 double-crust pie crust recipe (I used the Trader Joe’s premade crust, don’t judge…)
6 green apples, thinly sliced
2 TBSP flour
½ cup sugar
1 TBSP cinnamon
1 TBSP lemon juice
1 cup salted caramel (click for recipe, big thanks to brown-eyed baker for step-by-step recipe with pictures)
Pinch salt
Pinch nutmeg
Big splash of bourbon

Preheat oven to 425. Mix all ingredients. Put in crust-lined pan, top with other crust, poke slits in top to vent. Bake for 45 minutes, let cool at least two hours before slicing, serving with vanilla ice cream and drizzling plate with extra salted caramel.